<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25887589.post4273890972167650562..comments</id><updated>2007-09-09T20:39:56.323-05:00</updated><category term='fail'/><category term='flatiron grille'/><title type='text'>Comments on Pastor Mom: A Birth Story, Part II</title><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://marybeth.bernheisel.org/feeds/4273890972167650562/comments/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25887589/4273890972167650562/comments/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marybeth.bernheisel.org/2007/09/birth-story-part-ii.html'/><author><name>Mary Beth</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06620639746694576459</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-9v0F45yneXw/TpO6vmAUhyI/AAAAAAAAAC4/Tc01Qii1W4Y/s220/Florida%2B53.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>11</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25887589.post-6846428381458632201</id><published>2007-09-09T20:39:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-09-09T20:39:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>ROFLMAO! Jay naked with a cape....the labor nurse ...</title><content type='html'>ROFLMAO! Jay naked with a cape....the labor nurse naked...you making horse lips. This is hilarious! Thogh not so funny I'm sure while it was all happening! You know how I feel about bad labor nurses...and residents. Once again they show they have no clue about how a women is to naturally have a baby! &lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Hanging on the edge of my seat for the rest of the story!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25887589/4273890972167650562/comments/default/6846428381458632201'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25887589/4273890972167650562/comments/default/6846428381458632201'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marybeth.bernheisel.org/2007/09/birth-story-part-ii.html?showComment=1189388340000#c6846428381458632201' title=''/><author><name>anna</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08082910086285998856</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://s5.photobucket.com/albums/y182/ninjanna/th_DSC04090.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://marybeth.bernheisel.org/2007/09/birth-story-part-ii.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25887589.post-4273890972167650562' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25887589/posts/default/4273890972167650562' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-696431776'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25887589.post-2439374521847567778</id><published>2007-09-09T10:12:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-09-09T10:12:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I'm on the edge of my seat waiting for the next in...</title><content type='html'>I'm on the edge of my seat waiting for the next installment....you can't leave us dangling like that!!&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;BTW, I just finished Water for Elephants. Good book. I'm making Josh read it so we can discuss.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25887589/4273890972167650562/comments/default/2439374521847567778'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25887589/4273890972167650562/comments/default/2439374521847567778'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marybeth.bernheisel.org/2007/09/birth-story-part-ii.html?showComment=1189350720000#c2439374521847567778' title=''/><author><name>Rev. Tiffany Steinwert</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05834134425884193969</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://marybeth.bernheisel.org/2007/09/birth-story-part-ii.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25887589.post-4273890972167650562' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25887589/posts/default/4273890972167650562' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1169240304'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25887589.post-1181099870038627669</id><published>2007-09-08T23:04:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-09-08T23:04:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>&lt;b&gt;Christine&lt;/b&gt;--Boy, I wish I'd thought of that!...</title><content type='html'>&lt;B&gt;Christine&lt;/B&gt;--Boy, I wish I'd thought of that!&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;B&gt;Arlie&lt;/B&gt;--I read about that!  My Lactation Consultant in Chicago is on the discussion panel in conjunction with the performance.  Have fun tomorrow!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25887589/4273890972167650562/comments/default/1181099870038627669'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25887589/4273890972167650562/comments/default/1181099870038627669'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marybeth.bernheisel.org/2007/09/birth-story-part-ii.html?showComment=1189310640000#c1181099870038627669' title=''/><author><name>Mary Beth</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06620639746694576459</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://www.evite.com/gtimages/R/M/K/RMKJOQEVLCZRMHOAXECBt.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://marybeth.bernheisel.org/2007/09/birth-story-part-ii.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25887589.post-4273890972167650562' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25887589/posts/default/4273890972167650562' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1700218423'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25887589.post-2807818833006424110</id><published>2007-09-08T18:04:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-09-08T18:04:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I'm looking at the time Tiny EC was born, and I'm ...</title><content type='html'>I'm looking at the time Tiny EC was born, and I'm thinking 'I hope this level of owie doesn't go on for the NEXT 12 HOURS'.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Don't leave us in suspenders!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25887589/4273890972167650562/comments/default/2807818833006424110'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25887589/4273890972167650562/comments/default/2807818833006424110'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marybeth.bernheisel.org/2007/09/birth-story-part-ii.html?showComment=1189292640000#c2807818833006424110' title=''/><author><name>martha</name><uri>http://web.mac.com/marthalucille</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://marybeth.bernheisel.org/2007/09/birth-story-part-ii.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25887589.post-4273890972167650562' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25887589/posts/default/4273890972167650562' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1347836717'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25887589.post-5375521061256822795</id><published>2007-09-08T17:19:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-09-08T17:19:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Hi, Mary Beth.  wow, congratulations on the beauti...</title><content type='html'>Hi, Mary Beth.  wow, congratulations on the beautiful addition to your family!   Quite an adventure you had.  Made me think of the play Birth about women's control, or lack thereof, over the birth process in our medical system.  http://chicagopublicradio.org/Program_848_Read.aspx?audioID=13180&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;I'm doing well and enjoying seminary.  Preaching tomorrow, in fact, so off I go to clean up my notes.  &lt;BR/&gt;Peace, &lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Arlie</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25887589/4273890972167650562/comments/default/5375521061256822795'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25887589/4273890972167650562/comments/default/5375521061256822795'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marybeth.bernheisel.org/2007/09/birth-story-part-ii.html?showComment=1189289940000#c5375521061256822795' title=''/><author><name>Arlie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14152852734158753690</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://marybeth.bernheisel.org/2007/09/birth-story-part-ii.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25887589.post-4273890972167650562' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25887589/posts/default/4273890972167650562' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-432528765'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25887589.post-1099901424558767566</id><published>2007-09-08T10:24:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-09-08T10:24:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I'm sorry... Jay naked with a cape is just more th...</title><content type='html'>I'm sorry... Jay naked with a cape is just more than I can take...&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;PLEASE LADIES! DON'T LET THE HORROR STORY PANIC YOU! *I* had DELIGHTFUL nurses both times I had babies! LOVED THEM. A Doofus of an anesthesiologist the first time, but wonderful nurses.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;But enough about me!&lt;BR/&gt;FINISH.THE.STORY you mean woman!&lt;BR/&gt;(I'm guessing the wait wasn't as long as you'd thought?)</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25887589/4273890972167650562/comments/default/1099901424558767566'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25887589/4273890972167650562/comments/default/1099901424558767566'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marybeth.bernheisel.org/2007/09/birth-story-part-ii.html?showComment=1189265040000#c1099901424558767566' title=''/><author><name>Jenny</name><uri>http://newpics.org/jenny</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://marybeth.bernheisel.org/2007/09/birth-story-part-ii.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25887589.post-4273890972167650562' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25887589/posts/default/4273890972167650562' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-460092243'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25887589.post-7197085846281526245</id><published>2007-09-08T09:07:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-09-08T09:07:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Okay, I think I may have built it up too much.  Wh...</title><content type='html'>Okay, I think I may have built it up too much.  What happened next was nothing earth-shattering. Jay didn't come running into the delivery room naked with a cape or anything.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;But what happened next was a little ironic and aggravating.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25887589/4273890972167650562/comments/default/7197085846281526245'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25887589/4273890972167650562/comments/default/7197085846281526245'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marybeth.bernheisel.org/2007/09/birth-story-part-ii.html?showComment=1189260420000#c7197085846281526245' title=''/><author><name>Mary Beth</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06620639746694576459</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://www.evite.com/gtimages/R/M/K/RMKJOQEVLCZRMHOAXECBt.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://marybeth.bernheisel.org/2007/09/birth-story-part-ii.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25887589.post-4273890972167650562' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25887589/posts/default/4273890972167650562' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1700218423'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25887589.post-8536777768065091780</id><published>2007-09-07T20:14:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-09-07T20:14:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>TELL. US. WHAT. HAPPENED. NEXT.</title><content type='html'>TELL. US. WHAT. HAPPENED. NEXT.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25887589/4273890972167650562/comments/default/8536777768065091780'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25887589/4273890972167650562/comments/default/8536777768065091780'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marybeth.bernheisel.org/2007/09/birth-story-part-ii.html?showComment=1189214040000#c8536777768065091780' title=''/><author><name>martha</name><uri>http://web.mac.com/marthalucille</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://marybeth.bernheisel.org/2007/09/birth-story-part-ii.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25887589.post-4273890972167650562' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25887589/posts/default/4273890972167650562' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-232240542'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25887589.post-8190219674046020246</id><published>2007-09-07T19:20:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-09-07T19:20:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>And yes, I know that I wrote "bith."  &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I ju...</title><content type='html'>And yes, I know that I wrote "bith."  &lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;I just had a GREAT wish-you-had-said-this moment.  How GREAT would it have been if Jay had looked at her in complete seriousness and said, "That's close, but not quite accurate.  You see, in Bradley, it's actually the labor nurse that is naked."?</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25887589/4273890972167650562/comments/default/8190219674046020246'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25887589/4273890972167650562/comments/default/8190219674046020246'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marybeth.bernheisel.org/2007/09/birth-story-part-ii.html?showComment=1189210800000#c8190219674046020246' title=''/><author><name>Christine</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07276000726366302069</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e357/christinemoers/a2.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://marybeth.bernheisel.org/2007/09/birth-story-part-ii.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25887589.post-4273890972167650562' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25887589/posts/default/4273890972167650562' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1785810616'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25887589.post-559103332795982675</id><published>2007-09-07T19:18:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-09-07T19:18:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I'm in a little coffee...</title><content type='html'>OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;I'm in a little coffee shop, out of town, doing the happy dance because I get to sit here and walk through the rest of your bith without any kids around to interrupt or ask for a sandwich or moan that their little sister is being a pain, but NOOOOO!  Mary Beth has to get all CLEVER!&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;You suck.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Okay, not really.  Naked Nurse Lady sucks.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;You are just a tiny bit evil.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25887589/4273890972167650562/comments/default/559103332795982675'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25887589/4273890972167650562/comments/default/559103332795982675'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marybeth.bernheisel.org/2007/09/birth-story-part-ii.html?showComment=1189210680000#c559103332795982675' title=''/><author><name>Christine</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07276000726366302069</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e357/christinemoers/a2.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://marybeth.bernheisel.org/2007/09/birth-story-part-ii.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25887589.post-4273890972167650562' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25887589/posts/default/4273890972167650562' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1785810616'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25887589.post-4736092310817997319</id><published>2007-09-07T15:39:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-09-07T15:39:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I am both laughing and terrified about that intera...</title><content type='html'>I am both laughing and terrified about that interaction with the nurse. This makes me even more sure that I want to hire a labor doula so I can (hopefully) avoid that kind of ridiculousness.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;You better not leave us hanging too long for the rest of the story!!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25887589/4273890972167650562/comments/default/4736092310817997319'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25887589/4273890972167650562/comments/default/4736092310817997319'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://marybeth.bernheisel.org/2007/09/birth-story-part-ii.html?showComment=1189197540000#c4736092310817997319' title=''/><author><name>Kat E</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17103695280697007841</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://static.flickr.com/112/313590991_3603befd14.jpg?v=0'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://marybeth.bernheisel.org/2007/09/birth-story-part-ii.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25887589.post-4273890972167650562' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/25887589/posts/default/4273890972167650562' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-2015441765'/></entry></feed>
