Saturday, April 19, 2008

Overheard

Clare was napping in her bed. I was resting on our bed. Jay was in the shower and Joshua was standing outside the shower, patiently waiting for Vati to emerge. Once Vati dried off, Joshua was full of questions:

"Are you going to shave?"

"No, but I thought I might brush my teeth."

"Do you got a bottom and a penis?"

"Yes I do."

"What do you do with your penis?"

*Chirp* *Chirp*

"Well sometimes I put underwear over the top of it. What do you do with your penis?"

"Sometimes I put a diaper over the top of it. Do you pee pee in the potty with your penis?"

"Yes, I do that, too."

Meanwhile I was pee peeing in my pants.

7 comments:

Christine said...

Reminds me of one of my favorite Seinfeld quotes:

"I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."

martha said...

Awesome!

Kel Bel said...

OMG that kid cracks me up :)

anna said...

HI~larious!!!!

Speaking of the big (or little in this case) P....

Today David was getting dressed and lagged a little in getting his underwear on so Johnathan came up and grabbed him. Johnathan thought it was so funny he tried to grab his own but alas it was covered by a diaper. And then David had by then gotten dressed so the game was over. But it was fun while it lasted. :P

Boys...what will they think of next??

Kat E said...

Love it!

I've been told that when I was a toddler I saw my dad naked, looked up at his goods and asked "what is that Daddy, a chicken?"

roundandround2 said...

That's GREAT!!! :) :) HEHEHEHEE

justagirl said...

LMAO!!!! That's just too good. LOL @ Anna's boys, too. I am sooo glad I had a girl. :D