Clare was napping in her bed. I was resting on our bed. Jay was in the shower and Joshua was standing outside the shower, patiently waiting for Vati to emerge. Once Vati dried off, Joshua was full of questions:
"Are you going to shave?"
"No, but I thought I might brush my teeth."
"Do you got a bottom and a penis?"
"Yes I do."
"What do you do with your penis?"
"Well sometimes I put underwear over the top of it. What do you do with your penis?"
"Sometimes I put a diaper over the top of it. Do you pee pee in the potty with your penis?"
"Yes, I do that, too."
Meanwhile I was pee peeing in my pants.